absentconstellation: (serious cat business)
[personal profile] absentconstellation
[ Tufts of fluff frame the image of a black cat with purple eyes, sitting upright and looking directly into the camera. The Cat could certainly push them out of the way if he wanted to. He doesn't feel like it. You can deal with his fluffy pillow tripod, and be jealous. His whole room is nothing but cat beds and towers and lovely things to scratch. You wish you had it this good.

He wears a collar a darker shade of purple than his eyes, with a charm in the shape of the Goddess' triple moon hanging from it. ]


Hello.

[ Although the cat is clearly meowing, his words are perfectly understandable as human speech. ]

So that we might not waste too much time in explanation, I will introduce myself. I am a warden on this ship, and you may call me Pounce. My true name is not one that you could comprehend, and is hardly relevant to my work here.

I am a cat.

[ He states this definitively, as many have questioned as to whether or not he is a cat. He is. Not a normal mortal cat, but definitely a cat. ]

Animals in the Mortal Realms of my universe are not typically capable of human speech. I am perfectly happy on a diet of chopped meat and water. I will not harm any of the Beast People here. They are my little brothers, and I am well fed. You may pet me if you wish, so long as you are respectful. I will also accept treats of any kind.
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Date: 2015-01-20 12:21 am (UTC)
routemistress: (glove)
From: [personal profile] routemistress
About time we 'ad a bit more warden diversity, I reckon. I'm Iris - we've not met, but I think you know my lads.

Date: 2015-01-20 12:31 am (UTC)
routemistress: (luminous)
From: [personal profile] routemistress
[She can't hide how much this pleases her to hear, and the nearest dog's head comes into shot as she rubs his ears and scruff.]

They're good boys. I 'ope they didn't need too much reminding to mind their manners.

Date: 2015-01-20 12:50 am (UTC)
tucky: (they're tough on drunk drivers in Canada)
From: [personal profile] tucky
Oh, hey. Thanks for catching that rabbit.

[She sincerely hopes Pounce either did not notice or does not care that it got loose when she was in the process of breaking into Zane's room.]

Date: 2015-01-20 01:04 am (UTC)
tucky: (what would Liberace do?)
From: [personal profile] tucky
[Score.]

And fast ones. Bet it thought you were gonna eat it, though.

Date: 2015-01-20 01:09 am (UTC)
tucky: (it's Prince's new name‚ isn't it?)
From: [personal profile] tucky
Did it think I was going to eat it?

Date: 2015-01-20 01:11 am (UTC)
tucky: (they'd walk into fire for you)
From: [personal profile] tucky
Well, I have before, you know. Just not a pet one. Wild ones.

Date: 2015-01-20 01:15 am (UTC)
tucky: (no names were changed)
From: [personal profile] tucky
Yeah, they are! Not too hard to hunt, neither. It was a lot harder to try to catch this one with my hands.

Date: 2015-01-20 01:17 am (UTC)
tucky: (they're tough on drunk drivers in Canada)
From: [personal profile] tucky
Yeah, and the fact that I was trying not to hurt it.

Date: 2015-01-20 02:51 am (UTC)
godsays: (135)
From: [personal profile] godsays
I knew something happened to her.

Date: 2015-01-20 03:02 am (UTC)
tucky: (what would Liberace do?)
From: [personal profile] tucky
[Ruh-roh.]

Well, she looked just fine to me.

Date: 2015-01-20 03:15 am (UTC)
tucky: (I had a feeling today)
From: [personal profile] tucky
I didn't know there were that many around here at first. Now I think everyone has a pet, probably.

Date: 2015-01-20 03:17 am (UTC)
tucky: (no names were changed)
From: [personal profile] tucky
Yeah, that. What he said.

Date: 2015-01-20 03:23 am (UTC)
tucky: (that's about as sexy as a garage)
From: [personal profile] tucky
Well, I ain't a thief. Usually. There were special circumstances.

Date: 2015-01-20 03:30 am (UTC)
tucky: (that shouldn't come with a warning)
From: [personal profile] tucky
Nope. It worked out just fine.

I got let into the pool.
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