04 ❂ Hydra

[absentconstellation]

[ For whatever reason, Pounce has chosen to make this post while lying on top of a file. It isn't evident from the video whose file it is, though that will become apparent in a moment. It does kind of look like he found it and immediately decided it was a bed, though. ]

I have evidently been entrusted with Arthas' file. Given the circumstances, however, I believe it is safe to assume that I will not be taking the role of his permanent warden. None the less, until I am told otherwise I shall consider myself responsible for him as though I were.

I presume you are still free of the Lich King, Arthas. So long as you do not try my patience I will keep my claws to myself.

Comments

[absentconstellation]

No.

[ Come on Cambridge, be cool. ]

[chaotica]

But I'm his therapist!

[absentconstellation]

Then you should be able to learn the answers for yourself. Having them handed to you is cheating.

[chaotica]

Yes, absolutely. And what a worthy cause to cheat for.

[absentconstellation]

I refuse to encourage your delinquency.

[chaotica]

You'd rather uselessly moralize about privacy?

[absentconstellation]

Neither.

[ He's not changing his answer. ]

[chaotica]

I don't ask this idly, you know.

[absentconstellation]

I'm sure you don't. I'm beginning to be offended you think so little of me that you cannot trust my judgment.

[chaotica]

Goes both ways. You don't think much of mine.

[absentconstellation]

It is a matter of professional pride.

[ He doesn't actually give a crap about Arthas' mental health. ]

[chaotica]

You said yourself that you're not his warden.

[absentconstellation]

I am still a professional.

[chaotica]

A professional what, exactly?

[absentconstellation]

Constellation, of course.

[ He is whatever he damn well wants to be. ]

[chaotica]

Making you qualified for nothing but looking vaguely like an animal from a certain celestial angle?

[absentconstellation]

Mortals have such limited perspectives on things outside their own realms.

u betta believe i'm tracking

[brbculling]

You're fired, by the way.

[chaotica]

Why?

[brbculling]

Are you on my side?

[chaotica]

Are you on your side? Because it seems to me that mostly you're on the side of making everyone angry at you, then basking in it.

[brbculling]

[Genuine amusement!]

Yes. That's my side.

You understand controlling information. I'm just cleaning up sources.

[chaotica]

You knew I was annoying when I started this. I won't accept "you're annoying me" as a reason for ceasing therapy.

[brbculling]

I like talking to you, but your warden friends don't need to know your version of information about me. They need to know mine.

[chaotica]

Haven't told anyone my version.